The intent of this letter is to educate some liberals and provide entertainment for conservatives.
Mr. Van Hee, I must admit, submitting and responding to letters like yours has increased my popularity statewide! Most like them, some do not. In addition, many people from this area say the Wadena Pioneer Journal should consider paying me royalties for increased subscription rates they enjoy after my submission!
Every week, PJ and Minneapolis Tribune readers also tell me they are truly saddened to see the lack of intelligent and truthful rebuttals. Frankly, I don't blame them.
Since time is running short before I return to Iraq for work, I have decided to increase the ma deuce (M-2) keypad optempo conducting "Domestic Internal Defense" (DID) and Psychological Operations missions to conduct extensive deliberate attacks on liberals.
Unfortunately, bilge pumps for NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN and PBS are exposed after nearly every editorial I submit. Mr. Van Hee and Mr. Denny's rebuttal are examples. Can't you do better than that!
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Mr. Van Hee, who do you think is going to believe the first paragraph of your letter, much less the remainder of it? That statement is complete bovine scatology at its finest. You surely must be proud of that one!
When I read on, and saw the "French" phrase [laissez faire], I stopped reading your nonsense and never finished it. But, be it known that all socialists including John Kerry enjoy using French phrases and words and especially the Latin phrase "Quid Pro Quo" In other words ... it gets criminal. "I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine."
Well Mr. Van Hee, I have one for you to consider that I read on a coffee shop window, "cafe au lait." So, I suggest you go down to your favorite coffee shop and request one. You can guzzle it, sip it, lick it or whatever the French do with it. I believe you would fit right in.
Chad Dickey Sr.
U.S. Army, SF (Retired)
Wadena
