Unrest in the appliance ranks
Over the years, I've come to depend heavily on General Electric the Washing Machine, and on his ability to command The Appliance Army of the Basement. Lately, though, in much the same way General MacArthur ran amuck in the Korean War because he wanted to invade China, General Electric has been causing a lot of dissension in the Basement Army.
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