Tiptoeing around Ms. DoubleWide
"I read about you on the InterNet," I said to Ms. Widerthanthou, the new Energy Star refrigerator that hulked in the corner of my kitchen. And I had. I wasn't prepared yet to let her know all I had learned. Appliances are a lot smarter than you think. If anyone should know that, it's I.
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