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Things you just shouldn't say

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Isn't it true that we spend a great deal of emotional energy trying to say the right thing?

"Hi there, how's it going?"

"Pretty good. How about you?"


"Hey! Great."

See what I mean? These greetings could have been uttered by any of us, when at any given time, one would rather say: "Ahhhhhh Gahhddd! My back's killing me, my prostate's turned into a basketball, I've been constipated since the Nixon administration, and I'm going bald."

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