Still hitting the links at 90
Keep your ball in the fairway and do not dawdle if you are playing ahead of Melvin Smith on the golf course.
If you do not, the 90-year-old might be asking to play through.
Smith was born on a farm five miles south of Verndale in 1919, the oldest of 10 kids, and he has been a pacesetter ever since.
"He is the fastest player in our league," golfing pal Baldy Waldahl said flatly.
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