Reader lists ways to kill a small town
First, be sure to criticize others for how they do their jobs. Even though you've never done their job, you know that job better than they do.
Hang out with small-minded people. Work hard at denigrating others who are different, who don't think like you do, or are less fortunate than you are.
Spread rumors, even if you don't know if they are true. Be sure to embellish them as you pass them along.
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