Odd Thoughts by Steve Schulz
About 20 years ago, I remember really enjoying the "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy" portion of "Saturday Night Live" every week.
I wouldn't call these deep thoughts, but I do have a good supply of odd thoughts that keep nagging at me, none of which deserve their own column, but perhaps a mention couldn't hurt.
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