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Lost and Found for the last half of eternity

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Throughout the years, I've lost just about any and everything one can imagine. Some days, I spend hours and hours searching hither and yon for stuff. I've said it before, but it bears saying again: For the first half of eternity (quite a long time, actually), I'll be shown where all the stuff went that disappeared while I was alive.

For the last half of eternity, well, I don't have that worked out yet.

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