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Lady Kenmore too smart for a smart appliance

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I was called down to the basement last night by Lady Kenmore the New Electric Dryer. She said it was urgent. I took that with a grain of salt, because everything with her is urgent. She's young. Full of electrical energy and the hot air so many of the young are full of.

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