Interview with a Finnish vampire
Several years ago, I read "Interview with a Vampire." I told some people about it. Then one morning a few weeks later, imagine my surprise when a heavily accented voice asked me: "Do you want to interview me? I'm a Finnish Vampire."
Well, sure, I replied, if my personal safety and usage of English isn't threatened.
He replied, "You have coffee-ah with lots of sugar in it, that way safe are you and I can talk about my live."
Are you a newspaper subscriber but you don't have a Digital Access account yet? https://secure.forumcomm.com/?publisher_ID=40&event=subscriber/lookup.
You will need your subscription account number and phone number. Not sure if you have an account? Email us at email@example.com and we can help you.