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I'm a deer, and it's fun being me

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I'm a deer. Not a normal deer, mind you, I have a white tail, which I'm really proud of. That makes me a special deer. I like to show off my white tail to remind all the rest of creation of how fleet on my feet I really am. There's no doubt about it: I am the fastest creature around here. I can out run and out jump and out dodge everything. My tail only looks white from the rear, which is where you're usually going to be when I show you how fast I am.

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