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Hey, Old Man Winter, get off my lawn!

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By John Lamb, Forum Communications

Hey, Old Man Winter, we need to talk.

This will be short and sweet, which I wish I could say about our relationship.

We’re done. Finished. It’s over between us, and you need to move on.

You heard me. Don’t just stand there. Pack up all your snow and move on. I don’t care where you go. In fact, I don’t even want to know. Just go. Now.

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