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Conspiracies of the universe explained

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This is about conspiracies, which I'm uncertain are all around us. A conspiracy is any naturally occurring event which may be interpreted to have been caused to happen by a person or group of persons.

Blaming one's downfalls on a conspiracy has a nice protective feeling to it. "I fell off my motorcycle not because I was drunk but because some stupid driver hates motorcycles."

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