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Close calls for Fair Oaks residents

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Each year I dip into the Darwin Society Awards to see what inventive ways individuals have found to die or almost die, in some creative way. Last year a fellow wondered how many gas-filled weather balloons it would take to carry him in his lawn chair aloft. I don't think we found out because he is still up there, wouldn't you know it?

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