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A battle of wills with the new washing machine

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Ken More The New Washing Machine sat there, freshly loaded with dirty clothing, and went: "Hummmmmmmuuuhhh!" "Hummmmmmmmmuuhhh!" He did this several times. Each hum ended with a kind of grunt. Hum-grunt. Hum-grunt. Like that.

What are you doing, I asked him?

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