Baby Destructo strikes again
I joked on Facebook that my husband and I had decided to capitalize on our toddler son's destructive capabilities. We'd market him as a weapon of mass destruction.
Enemy forces would never see him coming.
My status update was soon commented on by a chorus of moms offering up their little male offspring for an army. They'd be unstoppable in their cuteness and tornado-like abilities.
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