An answer to the 24-hour question
The universe in which we live is, the scientists say, 14 billion years old. I'm not that old, but I'm old enough to know some stuff about old.
Age is relative, much like the velocity of light, which, according to Einstein, is also relative -- relative to whomever is seeing the light, along with some other mysterious stuff I think he made up about the space-time continuum, and gravity, and time slowing down if you're moving faster.
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